November 24, 2014

Divorcees, from Wicked Pictures

★★★★☆

Time: 1:39, Director: Stormy Daniels, Date: 2013

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On the web: Wicked B2B, IAFD, Porn Valley Vantage

Cast: Molly Bennett (20yo), Aaron Wilcox (33yo), Veronica Avluv (41yo), Marcus London (45yo), Stormy Daniels (34yo), Brendon Miller, Jessie Lee (29yo), Tommy Pistol (37yo), and Julia Ann (44yo)

Source: 1280×720 MP4 downloaded from Wicked Pictures subscription site

Pleasure ✓-, Passion ❌, Balance ✓-

Review

Lee Ann (Stormy Daniels) has been planning a surprise anniversary party for her husband (Aaron Wilcox), but she finds him in bed with another woman, so maybe not. So she ends up going to a support group for divorcees with her friend Stacy (Julia Ann), whose husband left her for another man, and a couple women whose stories are even stranger. This whole sequence is very, very funny, and it features great cameos by Penny Pax and Allie Haze.

Lee Ann, Stacy, and their recently widowed friend Carmen (Veronica Avluv) then decide to go to Los Angeles for a "crazy getaway", but they do not have much luck. They are able to acqure some coke, but have no idea what to do with it. Carmen eventually breaks out to find her "true love", Ricardo (Marcus London), an exercise tape instructor who lives in LA, and Lee Ann and Stacy have to go after her, with the help of their new friends DJ DeeJay (Brendon Miller, who is great) and Clooney (Tommy Pistol).

It's an incredibly funny movie, though it also has some very sad parts, as well. A fair bit of time is spent on the story, as well, proportionally speaking, at least: 35 minutes or so. What's maybe most amazing about the story is that it passes the Bechdel Test with flying colors: Not only do two women talk to each other about something other than men, the entire movie revolves around the friendship between three women, who are all presented as real people who are struggling to make sense of their lives after the end of their relationships.

Unfortunately, though, the sex scenes are not very well integrated into the story, and most of them just aren't very good. The exception is the second scene, with Veronica Avluv and Marcus London. The sex doesn't feel terribly passionate, but she does have quite a few orgasms, so she's at least enjoying herself to that extent.

The larger problem is how the sex scenes are shot. The women are much more the focus than the men, and we tend to lose the men almost completely once the fucking starts. There are also way too many "medical" shots for our taste.

So, well, the story was a lot better than the sex. But we really did enjoy the story very much, and we can easily recommend the movie from that point of view.

Scene 1: Molly Bennett and Aaron Wilcox (♀♂)

★★★☆☆

Time: 12:30

Cumshot: Ass

Pleasure ❌, Passion ❌, Balance

There is no setup at all to this scene: the movie starts with it.

There is little passion in the sex, and her vocalizations seem forced. It does not feel natural or authentic, and neither of them seems to experience much pleasure.

There are some wider shots as well as the closer ones, but there are a lot of "medical" shots once they start fucking. The worst part is that the camera is weirdly tilted through much of the scene, which almost made us sea-sick. And there is no transition at all between different parts of the scene.

Scene 2: Veronica Avluv and Marcus London (♀♂ + ♀)

★★★★☆

Time: 12:00

Cumshot: Tits

Features: Deepthroat, Female Ejaculation, Multiple Female Orgasms, Vibrator

Pleasure ♀, Passion ✓, Balance

Carmen (Veronica Avluv) masturbates with a Magic Wand while watching an exercise tape featuring "Ricardo" (Marcus London), then we join her fantasy.

The sex does not feel terribly passionate, but she has at least several orgams, squirting for at least a few of them. Somehow, though, it feels as if her orgasms are not really for her.

The camera work at the beginning is not bad, but she is much more the focus than he is.

Scene 3: Stormy Daniels and Brendon Miller (♀♂)

★★½☆☆

Time: 12:30

Cumshot: Mouth

Features: Deepthroat, Handjob

Pleasure ✓, Passion ❌, Balance

Lee Ann's friends are getting crazy, and DJ DeeJay decides he might need to call for reinforcements, so she suggests they have their own party.

The basic problem here is that the sex does not feel at all natural. The changes of position seem pre-programmed, and no one seems to be having a terribly good time.

The camera work is not great. There are way too many "medical" shots, and she is much more the focus than he is.

Scene 4: Jessie Lee, Brendon Miller, and Tommy Pistol (♀♂♂)

★★½☆☆

Time: 13:00

Cumshot: Tits

Features: Deepthroat, Penis Masturbation

Pleasure ❌, Passion ✓, Balance

This is a completely cartoonish scene, which is not necessarily a bad thing, as the movie is so way over the top. But it is hard to find anything sexy about it.

It's especially hard to find any evidence of her really enjoying herself. As a result, it seems to last much too long. They both cum on her tits as she alternates sucking them and deepthroating them.

Surprisingly, the sex here feels more natural than in most of the other scenes, although the position changes seem very unnatural, and the camera work is mediocre at best. We see very little of either of the men once they start fucking.

Scene 5: Julia Ann and Stormy Daniels (♀♀)

★★★☆☆

Time: 9:00

Female Orgasm: Maybe

Pleasure ✓, Passion

Lee Ann has sex with Stacy, since they are having trouble finding anyone else to do it.

The sex is not unnatural, but isn't exactly convincing, either.

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