December 31, 2014

Underworld, from Wicked Pictures


Time: 2:19, Director: Brad Armstrong, Date: 2013

Screenshots: On our Tumblr

On the web: Wicked B2B, IAFD

Cast: Jessica Drake (39yo), Steven St Croix (45yo), Presley Hart (25yo), Brad Armstrong (48yo), Julia Ann (44yo), Xander Corvus (25yo), Asa Akira (27yo), Eric Masterson (43yo), TJ Cummings (33yo), Adrianna Luna (28yo), Embry Prada (27yo), Tommy Gunn (46yo), Capri Cavanni (31yo), Asphyxia Noir (24yo), Toni Ribas (38yo), and Derrick Pierce (39yo)

Source: 1280×720 MP4 downloaded from Wicked Pictures subscription site

Pleasure ✓, Passion ✓, Balance


Brad Armstrong's Underworld won several major awards, including Movie of the Year at the 2013 AVN Awards and Feature Movie of the Year at the 2014 XBiz Awards. We thought we should have a look at it, then, especially after being so impressed by another award-winnning "mainstream" porn film: Wasteland.

There is a good idea here. Tanya, played by Jessica Drake, is shot during a mugging and is rushed to the hospital. While on the operating table, she descends to The Underworld. She there encounters characters representing the machines keeping her alive, the scalpel being used in surgery, her blood, the stitches and sutures, and, ultimately, death, with whom she has to fight for her life.

So, as we said, it is a good, and creative, idea, and there are some fantastic sets and costumes. But the details of the story were not nearly so impressive.

The first thing that disappointed us was when the first person Tanya meets in The Underworld explains to her that all of this, though it seems very real, is just her unconscious experience of what is happening to her under anaesthesia. Why does this need to be explained? Why not leave that as a question for the viewer to puzzle about?

That is a minor complaint. A larger one is that, while the characters in The Underworld have some symbolic significance, the sex Tanya has with them, so far as we can tell, has none. There was nothing about the way the characters behaved during sex that reflected who they were supposed to be. Worse, many of the sex scenes seemed gratuitous. That is, they had nothing to do with the story.

In the second scene, for example, a doctor (male, of course) has sex with one of the nurses (female, of course) at the hospital. We will see him again, when he operates on Tanya, but the sex has nothing to do with anything. And in the third and fifth scenes, various characters have sex after they have finished interacting with Tanya, for no other reason than that it seems like a good idea. Which is fine, in a way, but one wonders why they bother remaining in costume if they aren't going to stay in character.

The sex scenes are so independent of the story, in fact, that we aren't entirely sure we know what the story is or what its point is supposed to be. And not very much time is spent on the non-sex parts of the story: less than 30 minutes out of a fair bit over two hours.

We also were not that impressed with the acting. To be honest, we have always thought that Jessica Drake tended to overact her roles, and that is true here.

Finally, and perhaps unsurprisingly, most of the sex scenes are extremely pornish and are shot in an extremely pornish way, as well. There is a lot of anal, there are a lot of facials, and so forth. That can all be fine if handled properly, but here it simply feels like a purely male sort of fantasy, one that is somewhat out of place in a movie focused on a woman.

Scene 1: Jessica Drake and Steven St Croix (♀♂)


Time: 9:00

Cumshot: Mouth

Pleasure ❌, Passion ✓, Balance

This is a fairly short scene, and there is no build-up at all. The sex is reasonably realistic and passionate, however, though she never seems at all aroused.

The camera work is medicore at best. There are some wider shots, but mostly we see him only incidentally.

Scene 2: Presley Hart and Brad Armstrong (♀♂)


Time: 15:00

Female Orgasm: Yes, Cumshot: Mouth

Pleasure ♀, Passion ✓, Balance

Doctor and nurse have a quickie in the nap room.

There is some authentic passion in the sex, but she becomes much too (seemingly) aroused much too fast, which makes the rest of it seemed overly performed, though she does at least seem to cum. And, unfortunately, the ending is completely pornish.

The camera work is again very unbalanced. There are some wider shots from time to time, but we hardly see him at all while she is sucking him, and we lose him, fairly badly, once they start fucking. There's no indication at all that any real effort is being made to include him in the scene.

Scene 3: Julia Ann and Xander Corvus (♀♂)


Time: 5:30

Cumshot: Mouth

Slice (Xander Corvus) and Mecha (Julia Ann), who represent the surgeon's scalpel and the machines keeping Tanya alive, have sex after they see her on her way.

The camera work here is a bit more interesting, overall, than in the first two scenes. But most of the shots are tight on her face. And this particular scene makes no sense in the context of the movie. Why are these two having sex? What does it have to do with anything?

Scene 4: Asa Akira, Jessica Drake, Eric Masterson, and TJ Cummings (♀♀♂♂)


Time: 15:30

Cumshot: Face, Mouth

Features: 69, Anal, Double Penetration

Scarlet (Asa Akira) represents the blood that is being poured into Tanya's body from a transfusion. Why that means there is a foursome is not at all clear.

This is a completely pornish scene that feels dance-like at the beginning, and simply performed later. No one ever seems to be enjoying themselves terribly much.

We barely see the men at all—so little, in fact, that it was difficult for us to tell who was who for several minutes. And there are way, way too many "medical" shots.

Scene 5: Adrianna Luna, Embry Prada, and Tommy Gunn (♀♀♂)


Time: 8:30

Cumshot: Mouth

Tanya emerges from a weird funky part of the Underworld into the dessert, where she is guided by the King of the Bone People (Tommy Gunn) and his two fiercest warriors (Adrianna Luna, Embry Prada). After they have taken her as far as they can, they have sex in the desert.

This entire scene is fairly pornish. There's no real relationship established between these three, and it is not at all obvious why they are having sex with each other (even "for fun"). Nor does anyone actually seem to be having much fun.

Needless to say, neither of the women ever seems near orgasm. He pulls out and cums into both their mouths.

The camera work is similar to that in the previous scenes. There are a few good moments, but the focus is much too much on the two women.

Scene 6: Capri Cavanni and Jessica Drake (♀♀)


Time: 11:00

Female Orgasm: Maybe

Features: Anal, Dildo

Capri represents the gauze the surgeons are using. She and Jessica have sex on something akin to a lily pad in a very shallow pond.

The sex does not feel at all authentic, but the camera work here is much more interesting than in the earlier scenes, and overall the visual feel is very good. But it just doesn't feel as if either of them is really enjoying themselves (the performers or the characters), which leaves us wondering what they are doing and why. This is especially puzzling since "Gauze" tells Tanya at the beginning, "Lay back, close your eyes, and just breathe". The next thing we see is them having sex. Some sort of massage might have made sense here.

Scene 7: Asphyxia Noir, Jessica Drake, and Toni Ribas (♀♀♂)


Time: 20:00

Cumshot: Stomach

Features: 69, Anal

Tanya is "stitched" to a wall, and Stitch (Asphyxia Noir) and Suture (Toni Ribas), Stitch says, want to "hold her tight". She is released, and she and Stitch have sex on a bench of sorts, where they are soon joined by Suture.

The scene is, again, fairly pornish. No one seems to be having a particularly good time, and the entire scene feels like a performance with no particular purpose—which is especially annoying, since the scene is the longest in the movie. Neither of the women ever seems very aroused. He pulls out and cums on Stitch's stomach.

As in much of the rest of this movie, we simply do not see much of him at all. And there is not much interesting about the camera work. There is an attempt to do something with the way scenes are switched—there's a sort of flash-back, flash-forward thing that happens—but it doesn't really work.

Scene 8: Jessica Drake and Derrick Pierce (♀♂)


Time: 13:30

Cumshot: Mouth

Features: Anal

Tanya meets Death (Derrick Pierce) and attempts to bribe him with sex.

This is a very silly scene, with her being ordered, "Get on your knees and beg for your life", by sucking his cock. Which seems like a very strange metaphor that unintentionally illustrates the sort of powerplay too often at work in porn, one that favors those who have power anyway. The rest of the sex is no better, and no more interesting.

To be honest, we barely paid attention to this scene. The sex feels almost like a way of delaying the actual end of the movie.

As we mentioned above, the Death character obviously has some symbolic value, and her attempted bribe has some, too: She's a "fighter". But the sex itself does not pick up any of those themes, let alone develop them. How could it do so? She could become sexually dominant, make him do her bidding, or something of that sort. On the contrary, it ends with him being dominant in the standard, pornish way: by cumming into her open mouth as she kneels in front of him.

No comments:

Post a Comment

We welcome your comments! Please note, however, that we monitor comments closely, and spam will be deleted immediately (if it's not automatically deleted). Don't waste your time (and ours).