September 8, 2016

Babysitting the Baumgartners, from Adam and Eve

★★★★★

Time: 4:03, Director: Kay Brandt, Date: 2016

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Cast: Sara Luvv (23yo), Anikka Albrite (28yo), Mick Blue (40yo), and A.J. Applegate (27yo)

Source: 1920×1080 MP4 downloaded from Gamelink

Pleasure ♀, Passion ♀, Balance

Review

Based on the book by Selena Kitt (parts of which, at least, were originally published on Literotica), Babysitting the Baumgartners is Kay Brandt's most ambitious project to date, and the follow-up to her fantastic Safe Landings. It is very, very long, so we find ourselves asking again: Is it worth devoting four hours of your life to it? Absolutely.

The story is mostly about Ronnie (Sara Luvv), who has been babysitting for Dr and Mrs Baumgartner (Mick Blue and Anikka Albrite) for several years now. This summer, they have invited her to join them on vacation in the Keys to help them out with the kids. But when Mrs B comes outside in nearly nothing, drops her top and all but starts masturbating, then offers to help Ronnie shave her pussy, Ronnie starts to wonder just why she was invited.

The rest of the movie is about the way the relationship between the three of them develops. This happens much more slowly than you would expect for porn, with plenty of seduction and more casual encounters that lead to more serious ones. You might worry that it would be a story of older adults exploiting a younger woman, but that is not at all what it is. There are plenty of emotions to go along with the sex, and some of them are really, really powerful. It's obvious that Mrs B, especially, loves Ronnie, and so does Doc. These subtleties are part of the benefit of working from a really well-written story.

There are some really funny moments, too, such as when Doc and Ronnie eat bananas together early in the seduction, and when Doc unbuckles his pants after he has watched Mrs B and Ronnie have sex. It's an ironic commentary on the "power of the penis" in contemporary pornography. And some of the seduction scenes are so over the top that you can only laugh.

There's a way in which most of the story is told in first hour and a half. After that, it's mostly sex. But, again as in Safe Landings, much of the story is told through the sexual interactions that Ronnie and Mrs B and Doc have. If we have a complaint, it is that more might have been made of Ronnie's attraction to Gretchen (A.J. Applegate), who works as a nanny for friends of the Baumgartners, and whom they hire to take care of the kids, so Ronnie will have more time to relax (and have sex). This might have introduced a little dramatic tension, but there is just the one scene between them, and then we hardly see Gretchen again.

The sex scenes are all excellent, and many of them are extraordinary. They are natural, and playful, and there is great communication between the characters, as well as intense emotion. The three-ways are handled especially well. We mentioned in our review of Safe Landings that the second scene in that movie was the best FFM threesome we had ever seen. Now, it is probably the fourth best, as there are several incredible FFM scenes in this movie. And they are not even be the best ones. The first scene in which Ronnie and Mrs B have sex is amazing, maybe the best sex scene we have ever had the pleasure of watching. And some of the early scenes, in which Ronnie masturbates while watching Mrs B and Doc fuck, are so hot, teasing and seductive, that we could hardly stand it.

But if there's one scene that proves how different this movie is, it is a very short sequence after Doc and Ronnie fuck in the kitchen. Back in bed with Mrs B, we see the three of them writhing together, having soft, sleepy sex: Ronnie is between Doc and Mrs B, with him spooning her and Mrs B kissing her and sucking her tits. It is soft and gentle, and powerful, even though it lasts but a minute and a half.

The photography, for the most part, lives up to the promise of the rest of the movie. There were only a very few times when we felt as if Doc had been forgotten. But, even then, it didn't necessarily seem inappropriate. As we mentioned earlier, if this is a love story, then it is first and foremost a story about Mrs B's love for Ronnie and for Doc, though there are obviously feelings between Ronnie and Doc, too. Still, it seems right that the focus should often been on Mrs B and Ronnie, and their interaction.

That said, there are some problems with the sound. The volume was too low in places for us easily to hear what the characters were saying. We don't mean during the sex scenes. That is inevitable, really, though we wouldn't have minded knowing what Doc was saying, softly, to Mrs B as he fucked Ronnie. It's normal dialog that we sometimes couldn't hear—though probably we could just look at the book.

We've tried to be relatively judicious with our ratings and avoid grade inflation. Of the 154 movies we had reviewed before this one, only 14 had earned five-star ratings. But now, to borrow from Spinal Tap, we feel like we need a new rating: 11. This is one of a handful of the very best sexually explicit movies that we have ever seen.

Scene 1: Sara Luvv (♀)

U☆N☆R

Time: 2:00

Female Orgasm: Yes

Seriously over-stimulated by the way Mrs B was touching her, and talking to her, Ronnie decides to go have a shower and masturbate, fantasizing all the while about Mrs B. It's a quickie, but a hot one.

Scene 2: Anikka Albrite, Mick Blue, and Sara Luvv (♀♂)

★★★★½

Time: 7:15

Cumshot: Mouth

Features: 69

Pleasure ✓, Passion ♀, Balance

Ronnie stumbles across Doc and Mrs B having sex in their bedroom, and talking about her. She stands in the doorway and watches them while playing with her pussy. She cums, then watches as Doc pulls out and Mrs B turns around so he can cum in her mouth.

It's a short scene, but the sex is pretty natural. The ending is pornish, but she does seem to enjoy it, and she lingers on his cock for a long time. The camera work is very good, however, and the dirty talk between Doc and Mrs B is very sexy indeed.

Scene 3: Anikka Albrite, Sara Luvv, and Mick Blue (♀♂)

★★★★½

Time: 9:00

Female Orgasm: Multiple, Cumshot: Pussy

Features: Cunnilingus Orgasm

Pleasure ♀, Passion ♀, Balance

The next morning, Ronnie gets up, and Doc and Mrs B are at it again, with Mrs B riding Doc's face when Ronnie walks by their door. She starts to leave but seems to realize that they want her to see them, so she decides to stay and watch, and masturbate again.

The sex is once again excellent. Anikka Albrite and Mick Blue are very convincing as a married couple who are still hot for each other, and even hotter for their cute babysitter. She is very active, and she cums masturbating while Doc fucks her. Ronnie cums herself while Mrs B tells Doc to taste Ronnie's pussy on her fingers, and Doc then pulls out and cums on Mrs B's pussy.

The camera work is pretty good. There are some more pornish shots, for example, from behind her when she is on top of him. And he is largely out of frame when she is on her back. But it isn't too bad, and there are other shots that include their faces. We also had the sense that maybe these were supposed to represent the view that Ronnie had.

Scene 4: Anikka Albrite and Sara Luvv (♀♀)

★★★★★

Time: 5:30

Female Orgasm: Yes

Ronnie has too much pubic hair to wear a micro-bikini, so Mrs B shaves her pussy for her, though she leaves a patch of hair on her mons. This turns Ronnie on, just a bit, and it gets worse when Mrs B helps her wash it off, the water driving Ronnie to a quivering orgasm as she spreads her labia, just to make they get all the shaving cream off.

It's a very hot premise, and both of them play their roles extremely well.

Scene 5: Sara Luvv (♀)

U☆N☆R

Time: 2:20

Female Orgasm: Yes

Remembering how Mrs B made her cum in the bathtub, after she shaved her, Ronnie has another wank in the shower.

Scene 6: Sara Luvv and Mick Blue (♀+♂)

★★★★★

Time: 4:30

Female Orgasm: Yes, Cumshot: Pussy

Features: Mutual Masturbation

Doc thinks no one is home, so he decides to watch some porn. Ronnie was asleep, though, and she hears him and walks into the living room, watching him jerk off. She pulls off her shorts and starts masturbating. When he hears her, though, and turns around, she runs to her room, but he follows her, still masturbating, and asks her to continue, to let him watch her cum. She does, and he cums on her pussy.

That last bit—that he cums on her pussy—seems a little off, but the rest of the scene is so hot we'll forgive it.

Scene 7: Sara Luvv and Anikka Albrite (♀♀)

★★★★★

Time: 9:30

Female Orgasm: Multiple

Features: Cunnilingus Orgasm, Vibrator

Pleasure ♀, Passion

Ronnie discovers a large vibrating dildo in Mrs B's underwear drawer. (She wasn't snooping, but just putting away bras that Mrs B had been trying on.) So, as the Baumgartners have gone out for the evening, Ronnie decides to lie on their bed and try out the toy. It turns out that the Baumgartners aren't quite gone yet, though, and Mrs B walks back into the room just as Ronnie is approaching orgasm. She takes hold of the dildo and fucks Ronnie with it, who starts begging her to make her cum. She does, then Mrs B goes down on Ronnie until she cums again. Mrs B then licks Ronnie's juices off the dildo and fucks herself with it until she cums.

It's a wild and extremely sexy scene.

Scene 8: Sara Luvv and Anikka Albrite (♀♀)

★★★★★

Time: 22:00

Female Orgasm: Multiple

Features: 69, Anal, Analingus, Cunnilingus Orgasm

Pleasure ♀, Passion ♀, Balance

Finally, finally, Ronnie has sex with Mrs B. This is the first really extended sex scene in the movie.

The sex here is so natural that is astonishing. There are times when the way that Mrs B looks at Ronnie is so convincing it's hard not to believe she is in love with her. She is so gentle with her, too. It is very touching. In fact, it is beautiful. It may be the best sex scene we have ever had the joy of watching. The photography is also excellent. There are some shots that are a bit pornish, but for the most part we are given a very good sense for Ronnie and Mrs B as people having sex.

They start out kissing on an outdoor sofa, getting naked and touching each other. They move to the hot tub, continuing to fool around until Mrs B decides she wants to each Ronnie's pussy, and does, until Ronnie cums. They then go into the house and take a bath, with Mrs B shaving Ronnie again, and then introducing Ronnie to anal play by putting a finger into her and fucking her gently.

They move to Mrs B's bed and make out, then slowly move into a 69. Ronnie strokes and licks Mrs B to an orgasm, then cums herself, quivering and jerking. They kiss for a while, and then Mrs B humps Ronnie until she (Mrs B) cums again.

It turns out that Doc has been watching them...

Scene 9: Sara Luvv, Anikka Albrite, and Mick Blue (♀♀♂)

★★★★★

Time: 23:00

Female Orgasm: Multiple, Cumshot: Pussy

Features: 69, Cunnilingus Orgasm, Deepthroat, Spanking

Pleasure ♀, Passion ♀, Balance

After having announced his presence, Doc joins Ronnie and Mrs B on the bed. So this scene immediately follows the previous one, but since it has a very different feel, we thought we should comment upon it separately.

It is another extraordinary scene. It is passionate, and fun, and there is a great sense of love between all three of them. It's a testament to how well the movie has established the characters that it is easy to believe that Ronnie is the novice, and that Mrs B and Doc are introducing her to a whole new world. Which she greatly appreciates.

The sex is varied and interesting. The women suck his cock together, and then Doc asks Ronnie if she wants him inside her, which she says she does. But he teases her, fingering until she is close to cumming and watching as the women go at each other, eventually getting into a 69 again. He eventually fucks Mrs B while Ronnie rides her face, cumming hard and then begging Doc to fuck her. He finally does, from behind, with Mrs B under her licking his cock and balls and Ronnie's clit. Mrs B slips so Doc can fuck Ronnie harder, and Ronnie says she is going to cum and does, falling onto Mrs B. Finally, Doc pulls out and cums on Mrs B's pussy. Ronnie leans over and licks Mrs B's pussy clean, lingering until Mrs B has one last orgasm.

Scene 10: Sara Luvv and Mick Blue (♀♂)

★★★★½

Time: 14:00

Female Orgasm: Multiple, Cumshot: Mouth

Features: Cunnilingus Orgasm, Rough Sex

Pleasure ♀, Passion ♀, Balance

Doc and Ronnie go to the kitchen to get something to eat, but he decides that what he wants to eat is her pussy. Amusingly, they keep eating and drinking, milk and water, as they play.

Doc is quite dominant throughout the scene, and there is some rough sex in this scene, too, though it is not that rough, by contemporary porn standards. He thrusts into Ronnie's mouth on several occasions, which has her close to gagging. She does seem to enjoy that sort of submissiveness, but this kind of rough play really should have been preceded by more discussion, if not negotiation.

Otherwise, there is nothing unusual about the sex, though it is pretty natural, and the chemistry between them is excellent. She cums while he eats her, then while they are fucking, and then again while he licks her clit and fingers her. er him, leaning back onto his chest. He asks her if she wants to eat his cum, and she says she does, so he stands up and masturbates until he cums into her mouth. "Squeeze that last drop out", he says. "You need the protein". One of many funny moments in this movie.

Scene 11: Sara Luvv, Anikka Albrite, and Mick Blue (♀♀♂)

★★★★★

Time: 1:30

Back in bed with Mrs B, the three of them writhe together, having soft, sleepy sex. Ronnie is between Doc and Mrs B, with him spooning her and Mrs B kissing her and sucking her tits.

This is really just a fragment of a scene, but it is amazingly powerful.

Scene 12: Sara Luvv, Anikka Albrite, and Mick Blue (♀♀♂)

★★★★★

Time: 10:00

Female Orgasm: Yes, Cumshot: Internal

Features: Cunnilingus Orgasm

Pleasure ♀, Passion ♀, Balance

In the morning, it is time for a shower, but first Mrs B needs to shave Ronnie again, as Doc gets behind her and plays with her ass and pussy. Once Ronnie is freshly shaved, Doc goes down on her, and Mrs B insists on having a turn while Doc fucks her from behind. Ronnie cums hard, and then Mrs B sits on the counter, with Ronnie between her legs and leaning back against her. Doc tells Ronnie to tell him what she wants: for him to fuck her while Mrs B holds her legs open, wide. He eventually cums inside her. The whole thing is extremely sexy and natural, with Doc and Mrs B drawing Ronnie just that little bit more out of her shell.

We are fast running out of superlatives to describe these scenes. So we'll just say that this is another amazing one.

Scene 13: Sara Luvv and A.J. Applegate (♀♀)

★★★★½

Time: 14:00

Female Orgasm: Yes

Features: Cunnilingus Orgasm, Tribadism, Vibrator

Pleasure ♀, Passion ♀, Balance

Gretchen (A.J. Applegate) makes a remark about how hot she finds Doc, and Ronnie lets slip that she's seen his cock. Gretchen, saying she hasn't gotten laid in weeks, demands the details, and Ronnie tells her about seeing Doc and Mrs B have sex. That gets Gretchen all hot and bothered, and Ronnie tells her that she knows where Mrs B's vibrator is, so they go off to find it.

It's a very natural scene, again, with a great pace to the sex. Nothing seems to last longer than it should, and they switch from one activity to the next as they please. It seems at first as if they might just masturbate together, but they start kissing, and Ronnie fingers Gretchen as she uses Mrs B's vibe. Eventually, things between them heat up, and they masturbate each other and trib, and Ronnie has Gretchen ride her face. Ronnie cums while masturbating, and Gretchen cums while riding Ronnie's face.

Scene 14: Anikka Albrite, Sara Luvv, and Mick Blue (♀♀♂)

★★★★★

Time: 17:00

Female Orgasm: Yes, Cumshot: Ass

Features: Anal, Cunnilingus Orgasm

Pleasure ♀, Passion ♀, Balance

Ronnie has more or less fallen in love with Gretchen and, as Doc puts it, her feet haven't touched the ground all day. She seems almost surprised when Doc invites her into his and Mrs B's bed again.

As in the other scenes with these three, the sex has a really wonderful flow to it. It starts with the women pleasuring each other as Doc watches them, and Mrs B cums over and over on Ronnie's face until she decides she has had enough. Doc then gets behind Ronnie and opens her legs wide, toying with her anus while licking her, and Mrs B squeezes Ronnie's nipples and breasts as Doc puts a finger into Ronnie's ass.

It is really quite amazing what happens at this point. Ronnie asks him to stop, and Mrs B takes over, comforting Ronnie and explaining that she likes anal sex: How Doc lubes her up and then fingers her to loosen and relax her ass, which he does as she lies over Ronnie. Doc asks Mrs B if she is ready, and she says she is, then describes how it feels as he enters her ass, reaching under herself to rub her clit. Ronnie crawls out to watch, and Mrs B cums, collapsing forward onto the bed. When Doc is ready to cum, he withdraws, and Ronnie masturbates him until he cums onto Mrs B's ass. Ronnie then licks it all up.

Porn shouldn't have to be sex-ed, but if it does have to be, then it should be more like this.

The photography is not quite as good as in the other scenes: We lose Doc, for the most part, when he is fucking Mrs B's ass. But the focus then is more on the two women and the interaction between them, and at the end on Ronnie and on what she is seeing and experiencing.

Scene 15: Anikka Albrite, Sara Luvv, and Mick Blue (♀♀♂)

★★★★★

Time: 22:00

Female Orgasm: Yes, Cumshot: Pussy

Features: Anal, Analingus, Cunnilingus Orgasm, Double Penetration

Pleasure ♀, Passion ♀, Balance

It is their last day on the keys, and Doc and Ronnie and Mrs B have spent the day together. They have sex together after arriving home in the evening. It is clear what Doc wants: Ronnie's ass. And she, it is made very clear, wants him there, too.

This entire scene would work very well as sex education. It is rare to see anal sex presented so realistically, and so lovingly. The way they talk to one another is sexy and hot and, we'll say it again, loving, and it makes it all the steamier.

It is an incredible scene.

Scene 16: Anikka Albrite, Sara Luvv, and Mick Blue (♀♀♂)

★★★★½

Time: 17:00

Female Orgasm: Multiple, Cumshot: Mouth

Features: Analingus, Cunnilingus Orgasm

Pleasure ♀, Passion ♀, Balance

It is now the day that Ronnie and the Baumgartners are scheduled to leave, so they have sex together one last time.

It's a good scene, and by normal standards we would say it was a great one. But in a way, it feels a bit anti-climactic. There are so many scenes with these three. It kind of felt to us like maybe the last scene should just have been with Mrs B and Ronnie, between whom there seems to be a deep emotional bond, though it is clear that Doc, too, loves Ronnie.

1 comment:

  1. Thank you so much for this lovely review. Kay did an amazing job bringing Mrs. B, Doc and Ronnie to life. I couldn't be more pleased, and I'm so glad it's being so well-received! :)

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